Hawk Tease

Fake teaser trailer inspired by the recent death of my cat at the hands of a red tailed hawk. The bastard is still at large. Note: Josef…

Childhood Games That Never Were And Never Should Be

I’m almost done with another new post I plan on releasing today or tomorrow, but in the meantime enjoy this classic ‘Childhood Games That Never Were…

Professor Fluffington, Antichrist Cat video reposting

This video is a parody of all the ridiculous antichrist videos on YouTube related to a previous post entitled Post Apocalyptic Productions Presents: Professor Fluffington, the…

I think Twitter might be on crack.

These are the follow recommendations placed in the inbox for my newly created Twitter profile.    This is the witty gem preceding these recommendations. Obviously, these…

My Kindle Has A Vagina

For my birthday this past year my wife gave me a Kindle and after one month, I have finally determined it’s sex… It’s a girl! You…

Attention Deficit Disorder Denial

Earlier on in my childhood a doctor’s visit diagnosed me with ADD.  I immediately protested and anyone can see why after seeing the all encompassing test used to…

Trampled On Nation: spine fracturing fun for the whole family!

A birthday party pulled me towards a nation within our nation far more dangerous than any nation on earth. It was a nation where five year…

Moving Sucks: A Graphical Analysis

Part 1 Moving and Marriage My pregnant wife and I recently moved and the experience was an enlightening one. I quickly learned with each passing moment…

The Early Epidural

Several days ago I experienced my first moral, ethical, and familial medical dilemma. It was a trifecta of dilemmas and even now I am overwhelmed by…

A Man, A Machete, and His Marriage

I had never considered the possibility of ever owning a machete. Machetes are the sorts of things you rarely see outside the hands of coconut farmers,…