I’m almost done with another new post I plan on releasing today or tomorrow, but in the meantime enjoy this classic ‘Childhood Games That Never Were and Never Should Be’ from my old blog. Hopefully, none of your kids ever play these games.
#1. Sex Operation
#2 Tickle My Wrist Emo
#3 The Drug Trafficker, A game of risk and reward.
También disponible en español!
El narcotrafficante es el juego mas divertirse. Evitar la policia y otras narcotraficantes y hacerse, El Generalissimo! Ahora, la cocaina es mas puro!
Translation: The drug trafficker is the most fun game. Avoid the police and other drug traffickers and become The General! Now, the cocaine is purer!
#4. Blood Oath
Now available in ancient Sumerian! Challenge your friends to unleash the powers of ancient demons in this exciting new game of life and death. Which source of ultimate evil will be unleashed first? Only time, several quarts of your friend’s blood, and some carefully orchestrated rituals will tell. Warning: Please summon responsibly.
Thanks for reading guys! Sorry for the long departure after baby, but stay tuned for future posts about unicorns, more baby stuff, and a preview of my new novel coming out in the next couple of days! Let me know how horrible this last post was in a well placed comment below!