Here at Post Apocalyptic Productions we specialize in pre, present, and post apocalyptic end of the world entertainment. We provide a complete service for all your end of days entertainment needs from early foreboding and prophecy to complete finality of the entire world as we know it. Your satisfaction is as guaranteed as your destruction.
The Bible may tell you end times will come ‘like a thief in the night’, but we don’t give a crap about the Bible. We only care about whatever political allegiances, personal interests, or petty hatreds have fueled your search for us in the local classifieds. We swing both sides of the political fences and our most popular tool for crushing down these fences on either side of us is the antichrist package.
This incredible package will besmirch and taint whatever subject you feel worthy of the title antichrist with the most comprehensive representation of them as the ultimate of all evils. You deserve nothing less than the absolute best of the worst we have to offer. Besides, they should be honored.
Nothing says you’ve made it quite like your very own antichrist film. All the major celebrities and world figures have them. Just check this random sampling of some of the best YouTube has to offer.
George W. Bush
Taking tried and true tricks of the trade outlined in the two videos above, we promise to take any subject and twist them using every passage in the Bible corresponding with the end of times until they have become the complete embodiment of evil as we know it. We accept no substitutes. It’s our guarantee and we feel you will be satisfied with your results, because when it comes to being an antichrist, you can never win.
If you successfully bring peace to the Middle East or the entire world we simply cite Daniel 9:27 or Revelations 13. Clearly, this is the joining of all nations heralded in the Bible by the book of Revelations, but should you lose we have that covered as well. Citing the very same chapters, you are now shown to be falling back on your word as outlined in Daniel 9:27 and according to the book of Revelations, it’s only a matter of time before your true sinister purpose is exposed following the unification of the world under your deceitful fingertips.
If this strategy fails, we then reference notorious historical figures. Some people like to go with Pol Pot or Stalin, but to truly bring the point home nothing screams evil like my main man Hitler. I promise to slide him into as many references as I can no matter how inapplicable. It’s what I do best.
You didn’t really think I dropped out of half a quarter of community college film school just to provide less than exceptional service did you? Did you even see the incredible piece of Photoshop wizardry at the top of this post? Still, you shouldn’t just take my word for it.
To help demonstrate my incredible skills at satanizing whatever subject I choose, I have provided you with my latest work chronicling the satanic exploits of my neighbor Mr. Henderson’s cat, Professor Fluffington. This four legged, gingery bastard deserves it anyways. After four years living next to a constant trail of dander, claw marks, dead birds, and the occasional cat turd in my flower bed, it was only a matter of time.